commit 7c88648

faaaaaaaaaart simpson

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2+.ninja*

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2+fartune:
3+	clang -o fartune fartune.c
4+clean:
5+	rm -f fartune

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 2+#include <stdio.h>
 3+#include <stdlib.h>
 4+#include <sys/time.h>
 5+
 6+const char *replicas[] = {
 7+    "fuck war",
 8+    "try using plan9front",
 9+    "I hope that kid fucking died",
10+    "just be 9",
11+    "fuck ai bro(in system programming)",
12+    "You are not expected to understand this.",
13+    "there are two types of programmers: those who have written the compiler and those who havent",
14+    "Is anyone here a doctor? I! have 13 inch penis",
15+    "pointless titlebars",
16+    "hippity hoppity your stash is my property",
17+    "Fish in a barrel have no idea they're being shot at.",
18+    "sorry but it was self defence and also you were aggressor",
19+    "BETTER CALL SOUL"
20+};
21+
22+int main() {
23+    int n, len;
24+    struct timeval tv;
25+    gettimeofday(&tv, NULL);
26+    srand(tv.tv_sec ^ tv.tv_usec);
27+    len = sizeof(replicas) / sizeof(replicas[0]);
28+    n = rand() % len;
29+    printf("%s\n", replicas[n]);
30+    return 0;
31+}