1/* fartune - fortune which farts */
 2
 3#include <stdio.h>
 4#include <stdlib.h>
 5#include <sys/time.h>
 6
 7const char *replicas[] = {
 8    "fuck war -- ohmu",
 9    "try using plan9front",
10    "I hope that kid fucking died -- denni",
11    "just be 9",
12    "fuck ai bro(in system programming) -- ohmu",
13    "You are not expected to understand this. -- Dinnis Ritchie",
14    "there are two types of programmers: those who have written the compiler and those who havent -- Terry Davis",
15    "Is anyone here a doctor? I! have 13 inch penis -- Piter Griffin",
16    "pointless titlebars -- dylanaraps",
17    "hippity hoppity your stash is my property -- some player from 2b2t",
18    "Fish in a barrel have no idea they're being shot at. -- some player from 2b2t",
19    "sorry but it was self defence and also you were aggressor -- some player from 2b2t",
20    "BETTER CALL SOUL",
21    "NOOOOO YOU SHOULDNT USE GOTO NOOOOOO *cries in high-level language* -- creator of iguassu wm",
22    "my setup is older than me -- ohmu",
23    "freebsd is a linux distribution -- i don't remember who from 9larp",
24    "dragonflybsd sucks, itll never be usable :/ -- chld",
25    "They [Red Hat] don’t listen to security. -- Theo De Raadt",
26    "Smells like agenda. -- Theo De Raadt",
27    "Oh, because it is written in Rust.\nYour agenda is showing. -- Theo De Raadt",
28    "\"We make the net work\" -- Sun microsystems"
29};
30
31int 
32main(int argc, char *argv[])
33{
34    int n, len;
35    struct timeval tv;
36    gettimeofday(&tv, NULL);
37    srand(tv.tv_sec ^ tv.tv_usec);
38    len = sizeof(replicas) / sizeof(replicas[0]);
39    n = rand() % len;
40    printf("%s\n", replicas[n]);
41    return 0;
42}